Once on the Road

One raskaz not related to photography. He told an old carrier. The end of the seventieth. Minsk-Moscow highway. Two completed its necessary and useful mission workers of the USSR Embassy in Hungary, but simply the KGB -shnik, returned to his homeland as if it were called the evil empire in the world;). With the most valuable at the time the trophy - written off the balance sheet of the Embassy car GAZ -24. Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics, in most of the Free motorists never heard of the existence of passenger cars with diesel engine. They made ​​a very limited edition just for the delivery of the peoples of the fraternal countries. It is on this car and went above mentioned fellow spies.

And in one of the areas adjacent to Moscow, they were forced to stop due to lack of fuel in the tank. Get out of the car and start catching trucks. The people at the time was not an example of kinder. Many cars are stopped, ' Like, how to help? ' . Finally, it slows down a hefty MAZ. Gloomy carrier, not getting out of the cab asked: ' What happened to Che? '.

Running up to the canister is asking him to cast a bit of diesel fuel: to refuel to get there. He already puts a finger to his head, intending to explain the structure of the intelligentsia fucking car, when suddenly the back of the bed, as the devil -the-box pops up sleepy changer and winking with both eyes as much shouting: ' Merge, merge, merge. Why people do not help, of course otolith, what I mean! ' . Then they drive off a few feet and stop waiting for the show.

Even at this distance you can see how they ride in the cabin with joy over the stupid intelligentsia ussyvayas. KGB eshnik, which is not overlooked by the antics were truckers, calmly pours the contents of the canister to the tank, and tells all to someone who sits behind the wheel. He observes with a smile, as MAZ and shake cabin in the side mirrors from time to time glimpses of sly faces. Deciding to play along, the driver begins to play the gas pedal, so that the machine moves forward, desperately tugging and poperdyvaya. In hard workers just hysterical. Volga is stopped, the driver comes out of it with a thoughtful expression on his face, while scratching his head, then firmly fit, opens the gas tank, unzips his pants and pretends to pee in the tank. After that sits behind the wheel and the car, getting up abruptly, quickly gaining speed and leaves. In the MAZ just went mad from the shock. Bulging eyes drove the poor were seen better than lights.


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